Sunday, July 17, 2011

The Krupps Bagger 288

A German made super-excavator. The largest vehicle in the world, and perhaps mankind’s single greatest technological achievement (2nd only to the push-up bra). I want this. I want to drive it to work – to see the look on those assholes’ faces as I exercise my employee parking privileges. Seriously, if I owned one of these I would probably become a Bond villain by default. I would just ride around destroying everything. I’d fuck up Rhode Island just because I could probably do it in a day… and then I’d set my sights on Canada. No one could stop me.   


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